Monday, October 14, 2013

Edinburgh Evening Courant: Colonial Rebels raid Ivalice armory, King James calls for their heads!

The
Edinburgh Evening Courant.
Saturday. December 7, 1765

Today the Rebel Colonialists, already in the first month and thirteen days of their rebellion have hit one of our major armories within Ivalice. This "War for Independence" is nothing more than an insurrection from ungrateful, inferior, and unintelligent "Britannians" They need to be taught a lesson, Admiral Nelson, is already mobilizing the most powerful navy in the world. He will decimate these lowly band of pirates and thieves. The only person of notable stock is the grandson of Nathaniel Britannia, who naturally due to his families gifted prowess at sea, is the naval commander of the rebel's navy. I'm sure his grandfather is rolling his grave right now if he could see what his grandson has done, to side with such rebels instead of the king is disgrace. I believe he is being conned into doing such things, and due to our King's leniency he will not harm Thomas Britannia. The great empire of Scotland will not be defeated by these rebels. We will decimate them, We will destroy them, they will be nothing under our great heel. 

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