Scot Courant: Ireland follows in colonial Rebellion, Scottish troops now have to fight on two fronts!

The
Scot Courant

Thursday. January 23, 1766

 Ireland too has decided to rebel against the Great King of Scotland, James Wallace III, forcing our armies to fight on two fronts. The dastardly, and infectious nature of the rebellion has been sown within Ireland and due to the Irish's rebellious nature, have begun to tear the land apart. They will be put down with little effort, right now Admiral Nelson is taking most of his prized fleet to meet Thomas Britannia so that they can destroy the young Admiral's ragtag group of merchant and pirate ships, we will kill them all, and show the Irish and the colonialists what happens when you bite the hand of your master. We are Scotland, we are the strongest country, they are but second class citizens to us! We will kill them all, and only those loyal to the Royal family will still be alive.